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"Out to Pastor"
Humor Essays
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The Buck stops here and other political gibberish
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Please accept my apology
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Mother Nature’s cold shoulder revenge
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Some things are simply irreplaceable
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The end of all nonsense and other practical jokes
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Germed and frightfully dangerous
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Shivering me time away
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It's d?j? vu all over again
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Items not on my New Year's resolution list
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All I want for Christmas is to be left alone!
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Behold, the Christmas Grinch cometh
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My barbershop quandary
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To Choose or not to Choose, that is the Thanksgiving Quandary
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Pass the Pumpkin Pie, Please
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The summer in my rearview mirror
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The trials and triumphs of the chronically lazy
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One man's vegetable is another man's heartburn
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I dedicate this ice cream sundae to thee
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The sweet savor of revenge
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Having a “rice” time in the Philippines
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Grief is my traveling companion
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Now that I'm older, I'm still not wiser
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If it wasn't for grandparents
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Slow down and enjoy the journey
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The last of the summer whine
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And the heat goes on... and on... and on
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Birthdays, anniversaries and other things I usually forget
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A good time was had by all
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Dancing in the summer rain
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Things I have learned in my lifetime
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If I should ever grow up before I die
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Balancing the home budget is a three-ring circus
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Let's have a Fourth of July picnic
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Let the summer fun begin
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The Trials and Joys of Fatherhood
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Don't give me any of that doubletalk
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Understanding the Grandpa Rules
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Sick is as sick feels and I feels oh so sick
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Sowing my seed to the birds... or is it the turkeys
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My TV career viciously plucked from me
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Why mothers would make good politicians
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On the Road again and again and again
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From here to eternity and home again
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Why I am happy to pay my taxes and other mendacities
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For some, Easter is a hop and a skip
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A stimulus plan from the Parsonage
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The lion and the lamb controversy
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The proper etiquette for eating an ice cream sundae
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Let's play follow the weaver
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There’s a lot to be said for boredom
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The Question of the Disappearing Ice Cream
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A Box of Valentine Chocolates Never Misses Its Target
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"I've Done Nothing Wrong" and Other Famous Last Words
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Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter
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New Year, New President, Same Old Problems
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Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets
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Organization is not all it's stacked up to be
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With Friends like Mine Who Needs a Diet?
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Is There Any Christmas Cheer Left?
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A Christmas Trophy Worth The Trouble
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Troubling News from the North Pole
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Striving to Develop an Attitude of Gratitude
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Turkey in the Straw: The Amuse-icle
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Dealing with the Post Election Blues
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We Got to Hand It to the Women
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How to Pray for the New President
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The Many Funny Faces of the Season
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The Sure Cure for Poly-Ticks
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And the Knucklehead Award Goes to...
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This Little Piggy-Bank Went to Market
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Pennies from Heaven or Billions from Washington
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More Than Just The Summertime Blues
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First-class Altitude with Gratitude
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Stuck between a Virus and a Varmint
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Don’t Quote the Bible to Me
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Dream Job Turns Nightmare
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Man Sues God, God Counter-sues
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The All Things to All People Politician
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Whatever Happened to Those Lazy Days of Summer?
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The Ominous Signs of Our Times
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My Crazy World of Distractions
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Coping with the Tyranny of Great Expectations
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Let freedom wring its hands in anguish
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To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question
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Why Women Live Longer Than Men
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Solving the Mystery of Picking a President
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Who's That Rapping, Rapping At My Door?
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The Inconvenience of Improvements
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Wanted: a slightly misused hobby
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Old-Fashioned Democracy In Action
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Mothers Universal Contribution to Society
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What I Want in a President
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Oh, dem golden tones of silence
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A Tribute to the Common Germ
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Dancing The Rebate Rumba
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Why are powerful men drawn to prostitution?
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The Mixed-up World of Politics and Religion
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Oh, for the life of Rip van Winkle
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Does eHarmony.com know something I don't?
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For Sale: One Lying Bathroom Mirror
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Cupid Missed His Mail Order Mark
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Sometimes Life is Like a Jelly-filled Donut
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How to Spend an Extra Day
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The Art and Craftiness of Grandfatherhood
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The Rev. James L. Snyder is an award winning author and popular columnist living with his wife, Martha, in Ocala, Florida and can be contacted at James Snyder.
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