| 22 Jun 2019 |
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Whatever Happened to the Simple Things in Life?
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| 15 Jun 2019 |
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One Man’s Joke Is Another Man’s Discount
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| 8 Jun 2019 |
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Another Vacation in the Bank
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| 1 Jun 2019 |
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What Is a Day off, Really?
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| 25 May 2019 |
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Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone
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| 18 May 2019 |
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Understanding the Grandpa Rules
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| 11 May 2019 |
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And Then It Was Friday
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| 3 May 2019 |
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Finding “Good” In Our World Is Challenging
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| 27 Apr 2019 |
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Lazy Does Have Its Advantages
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| 20 Apr 2019 |
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A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Can Sneak It
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| 15 Apr 2019 |
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What It Was, Was a Hummingbird
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| 6 Apr 2019 |
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I’m Really Enjoying My Naivety
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| 30 Mar 2019 |
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I Don’t Miss My Teacher’s Hickory Stick, but She Never Did
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| 23 Mar 2019 |
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A Smile Is Both Contagious and Healthy
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| 16 Mar 2019 |
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The Question of the Disappearing Ice Cream
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| 9 Mar 2019 |
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O Holiday, Who Art Thou Today?
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| 2 Mar 2019 |
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It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It
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| 23 Feb 2019 |
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Is time a friend or an enemy?
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| 16 Feb 2019 |
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I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery
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| 9 Feb 2019 |
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Have Mouth, Will Stutter
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| 2 Feb 2019 |
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Now, Do You Feel like a Big Boy?”
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| 26 Jan 2019 |
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The end of all nonsense and other practical jokes
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| 19 Jan 2019 |
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Why childhood is better the second time around
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| 12 Jan 2019 |
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It Was An Apple Fritter Kind Of Week
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| 5 Jan 2019 |
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I Thought but Then I Unthought
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| 29 Dec 2018 |
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Items not on my New Year's resolution list
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| 22 Dec 2018 |
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Oh Wisdom, Wherefore Art Thou
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| 15 Dec 2018 |
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My Little Dear, It’s Not Warm Outside!
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| 8 Dec 2018 |
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Be Sure Your Grin Will Find You Out
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| 1 Dec 2018 |
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Ha, Ha, I Knew I Was Right!
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| 26 Nov 2018 |
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Kitty On The Outside Or A Tree Frog On The Inside
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| 24 Nov 2018 |
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It Was a Gobble-Gobble Kind of Day
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| 10 Nov 2018 |
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Not Everything in Life Is Automatic
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| 3 Nov 2018 |
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Why Did I Ever Grow Up?
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| 27 Oct 2018 |
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I’m Dreaming of a Commercial Free World
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| 20 Oct 2018 |
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Is it a fragrance or a stench?
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| 13 Oct 2018 |
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“Here’s My Hammer If You Need It”
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| 8 Oct 2018 |
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Home Has Never Been Sweeter
|
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| 29 Sep 2018 |
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If This Is Autumn, What Was Summer?
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| 22 Sep 2018 |
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Financial Tip Of The Week: Pay Attention
|
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| 15 Sep 2018 |
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Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?
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| 8 Sep 2018 |
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Slow Is Just the Way I Go
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| 1 Sep 2018 |
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How to Live with a Veggie-Holic
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| 25 Aug 2018 |
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Laughter in Any Other Language Is Just Not Funny
|
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| 18 Aug 2018 |
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If It Wasn’t for Bad Luck
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| 11 Aug 2018 |
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Hallelujah, It IS a Scam
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| 4 Aug 2018 |
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I Never Thought I Could
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| 28 Jul 2018 |
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I Think I Now Know How Noah Felt
|
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| 21 Jul 2018 |
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Apple fritter: the fruit of my choice
|
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| 14 Jul 2018 |
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I Fell for It… Again
|
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| 7 Jul 2018 |
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Enough Is Enough and I’ve Had Enough
|
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| 30 Jun 2018 |
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“What Do You Mean It’s Time to Go Home?”
|
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| 23 Jun 2018 |
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The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat
|
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| 16 Jun 2018 |
|
Vacation Time Again?
|
| |
| 9 Jun 2018 |
|
Where Have All the Fathers Gone?
|
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| 2 Jun 2018 |
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A Merry Heart Doeth Good
|
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| 26 May 2018 |
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A Key On the Table Is Worth Many A Chuckle
|
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| 19 May 2018 |
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What Would We Do without Rain?
|
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| 12 May 2018 |
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A Life Altering Discovery: Mothers Are Not Fathers
|
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| 5 May 2018 |
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Dealing with Tuesday, the Worst Day of the Week
|
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| 28 Apr 2018 |
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I Enjoy a Mess, Especially Mine
|
| |
| 21 Apr 2018 |
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How to Trick Summer into Coming Early
|
| |
| 14 Apr 2018 |
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My Somber Longing for Summer
|
| |
| 7 Apr 2018 |
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A healthy dose of medicine for the soul
|
| |
| 31 Mar 2018 |
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The Easter Bunny That Got Away
|
| |
| 24 Mar 2018 |
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Spring Has Sprung a Leak This Year
|
| |
| 17 Mar 2018 |
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When I’m beside Myself, I’m in Bad Company
|
| |
| 10 Mar 2018 |
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Can I get an amen?
|
| |
| 5 Mar 2018 |
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Wishing Can Be Hazardous to Your Health
|
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| 24 Feb 2018 |
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Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets
|
| |
| 17 Feb 2018 |
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Oh, Dem Golden Tones Of Silence
|
| |
| 10 Feb 2018 |
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A Bug on the Plate Is Worth How Much?
|
| |
| 3 Feb 2018 |
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Please, Just Let Me Grow Old!
|
| |
| 27 Jan 2018 |
|
What Time Is It Really?
|
| |
| 19 Jan 2018 |
|
The Only Exercise I Get Is Shivering in the Cold
|
| |
| 13 Jan 2018 |
|
I’m In Leftover Heaven
|
| |
| 6 Jan 2018 |
|
Back in the Saddle Again…and Again
|
| |
| 30 Dec 2017 |
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As The Old Year Fades, So Does My Memory
|
| |
| 23 Dec 2017 |
|
The Year Slipped into the Silence of the Night
|
| |
| 16 Dec 2017 |
|
Behold, the Christmas Grinch Cometh
|
| |
| 9 Dec 2017 |
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Santa Claus Hasn’t Received My Letter yet!
|
| |
| 2 Dec 2017 |
|
Nice Is a Matter of Perspective
|
| |
| 25 Nov 2017 |
|
Black Friday Always Results in Red Monday
|
| |
| 18 Nov 2017 |
|
Poor As I Am, All I Can Give Is Thanks
|
| |
| 11 Nov 2017 |
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As The Cookie Crumbles, So Do My Excuses
|
| |
| 4 Nov 2017 |
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This Fall Was a Major Trip for Me
|
| |
| 28 Oct 2017 |
|
Is the Whole World Crazy or Is It Just Me?
|
| |
| 21 Oct 2017 |
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Have You Seen My Glasses? And Other Trick Questions
|
| |
| 14 Oct 2017 |
|
Why Did I Get Up This Morning?
|
| |
| 7 Oct 2017 |
|
Why I Am Suspicious of All Yard Sales
|
| |
| 30 Sep 2017 |
|
One Good Deed Deserves A Kick In The Pants
|
| |
| 23 Sep 2017 |
|
Normal Isn’t All It’s Cracked up to Be
|
| |
| 16 Sep 2017 |
|
Those Annoying Sounds of Silence
|
| |
| 9 Sep 2017 |
|
My Sneeze Is No Gentle Breeze
|
| |
| 2 Sep 2017 |
|
If "All Things Are Possible,” Why Can't I Balance My Checkbook?
|
| |
| 26 Aug 2017 |
|
I Didn’t Win $750 Million
|
| |
| 19 Aug 2017 |
|
Celebration Has Become a Way of Life for Me
|
| |
| 12 Aug 2017 |
|
The Endless Flow of Ink
|
| |
| 5 Aug 2017 |
|
A Discount by Any Other Name
|
| |
| 29 Jul 2017 |
|
As Summers Go, This One Is Going
|
| |
| 22 Jul 2017 |
|
The Amazing Wonder of A.G.E.
|
| |
| 15 Jul 2017 |
|
Go Ahead, Call Me If You Dare
|
| |
| 8 Jul 2017 |
|
Did I Just Blow My Cover?
|
| |
| 1 Jul 2017 |
|
I Was Just Thinking
|
| |
| 24 Jun 2017 |
|
To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question
|
| |
| 17 Jun 2017 |
|
Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store?
|
| |
| 10 Jun 2017 |
|
Two In A Row Okay, But Three Is Suspicious
|
| |
| 3 Jun 2017 |
|
And The Award Goes To…
|
| |
| 27 May 2017 |
|
A Mystery Of Murderous Distortions
|
| |
| 20 May 2017 |
|
Where Do You Look When She’s Lost Her Voice?
|
| |
| 13 May 2017 |
|
My Advice: Twice Is Just As Nice
|
| |
| 6 May 2017 |
|
“You Can’t Have Your Cake and Eat It Too”
|
| |
| 29 Apr 2017 |
|
Mother Said There’d Be Days Like This
|
| |
| 22 Apr 2017 |
|
Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order
|
| |
| 15 Apr 2017 |
|
Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally
|
| |
| 8 Apr 2017 |
|
The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind
|
| |
| 1 Apr 2017 |
|
All My Friends Are Getting Old
|
| |
| 25 Mar 2017 |
|
A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
|
| |
| 18 Mar 2017 |
|
Would You Like A Burp With That Hiccup?
|
| |
| 4 Mar 2017 |
|
What Time Is It, Really?
|
| |
| 25 Feb 2017 |
|
Where in the World Does Time Go?
|
| |
| 18 Feb 2017 |
|
I’ll Do It First Thing Tomorrow
|
| |
| 11 Feb 2017 |
|
The Strange Myth of Multitasking
|
| |
| 4 Feb 2017 |
|
I’m Not a Coffeeholic, or Am I?
|
| |
| 28 Jan 2017 |
|
Why Did God Give Us Winter?
|
| |
| 21 Jan 2017 |
|
Did Someone Just Hack My Thermometer?
|
| |
| 14 Jan 2017 |
|
Everything old is getting older still
|
| |
| 7 Jan 2017 |
|
It's déjà vu all over again
|
| |
| 31 Dec 2016 |
|
Is The Cup Half Empty or Half Full?
|
| |
| 24 Dec 2016 |
|
Another Christmas up the Chimney
|
| |
| 17 Dec 2016 |
|
‘Twas the night before Christmas
|
| |
| 10 Dec 2016 |
|
The Merrification of Christmas
|
| |
| 3 Dec 2016 |
|
Some Things Are Just Personal
|
| |
| 26 Nov 2016 |
|
The Only Contest I Really Win Each Year
|
| |
| 19 Nov 2016 |
|
Thanksgiving quandary: roast turkey or lame duck
|
| |
| 12 Nov 2016 |
|
The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard
|
| |
| 5 Nov 2016 |
|
Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!
|
| |
| 29 Oct 2016 |
|
How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone Number?
|
| |
| 22 Oct 2016 |
|
A Cup of Joe Says a Lot About Us
|
| |
| 15 Oct 2016 |
|
Where Have All the Clowns Gone?
|
| |
| 8 Oct 2016 |
|
Get me to the airport on time
|
| |
| 1 Oct 2016 |
|
Bad Breath Ain’t Always That Bad
|
| |
| 23 Sep 2016 |
|
Pursuing A Course In Apple-Fritterology
|
| |
| 17 Sep 2016 |
|
Thoughts, Plots and Other Dangerous Activities
|
| |
| 10 Sep 2016 |
|
Pardon My French, S’il Vous Plaît
|
| |
| 3 Sep 2016 |
|
The Vegetable War in the Parsonage
|
| |
| 27 Aug 2016 |
|
How fast the shades of summer have faded
|
| |
| 20 Aug 2016 |
|
It’s Hot… And I Love It
|
| |
| 30 Jul 2016 |
|
Pleeeease Don’t Say You’ll Go Fight For Me, Mr. Candidate
|
| |
| 16 Jul 2016 |
|
How Many Mondays Are There in One Week?
|
| |
| 9 Jul 2016 |
|
The Squirrel and Birds Controversy
|
| |
| 1 Jul 2016 |
|
Back in the Saddle Again
|
| |
| 24 Jun 2016 |
|
Apple fritter: the fruit of my choice
|
| |
| 18 Jun 2016 |
|
Not Smart Enough to Be an Idiot
|
| |
| 11 Jun 2016 |
|
Go Ahead - Make Dad's Day
|
| |
| 4 Jun 2016 |
|
Is Confession Really Good for the Soul?
|
| |
| 27 May 2016 |
|
Ready, Set, Now Go for It
|
| |
| 21 May 2016 |
|
It Was Lights out at the Old Parsonage
|
| |
| 14 May 2016 |
|
My Amazing Fascination with Summer
|
| |
| 6 May 2016 |
|
Why Mothers Would Make Good Politicians
|
| |
| 30 Apr 2016 |
|
Laying my Mother's Day cards on the table
|
| |
| 23 Apr 2016 |
|
I Lost My Mind But I Really Haven’t Missed It
|
| |
| 16 Apr 2016 |
|
Who's Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?
|
| |
| 8 Apr 2016 |
|
I Don’t Get Headaches, I Give Them
|
| |
| 2 Apr 2016 |
|
Are Cows Really Holy?
|
| |
| 26 Mar 2016 |
|
Acting a Fool Is a Full-Time Occupation
|
| |
| 19 Mar 2016 |
|
It's Good Friday, but Sunday's a comin’
|
| |
| 12 Mar 2016 |
|
Will the Fat Lady PLEASE sing?
|
| |
| 5 Mar 2016 |
|
Tread Lightly in that Sacred Area
|
| |
| 27 Feb 2016 |
|
Excuse me, but I just gotta be me
|
| |
| 19 Feb 2016 |
|
For a Short Month, February is rather busy
|
| |
| 12 Feb 2016 |
|
A Box of Valentine Chocolates Never Misses Its Target
|
| |
| 5 Feb 2016 |
|
Will There Be Cell Phones in Heaven?
|
| |
| 30 Jan 2016 |
|
Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets
|
| |
| 22 Jan 2016 |
|
Now I Lay Me down to Count Sheep
|
| |
| 15 Jan 2016 |
|
There Is No Known Cure for Happy-itis
|
| |
| 8 Jan 2016 |
|
The New Year Calls for a New Mirror
|
| |
| 1 Jan 2016 |
|
An Old Geezer Faces Another New Year
|
| |
| 26 Dec 2015 |
|
A new look at the old year
|
| |
| 19 Dec 2015 |
|
The Christmasfication of our home
|
| |
| 12 Dec 2015 |
|
My Christmas “Miss-Her-Toe” Celebration
|
| |
| 4 Dec 2015 |
|
Dealing with the Cha Ching Syndrome
|
| |
| 28 Nov 2015 |
|
Another Thanksgiving under My Belt
|
| |
| 21 Nov 2015 |
|
Too Much Turkey And Not Enough Gravy
|
| |
| 15 Nov 2015 |
|
In My New Diet All I Lost Was Interest
|
| |
| 31 Oct 2015 |
|
The Many Funny Faces of the Season
|
| |
| 24 Oct 2015 |
|
“Say It Ain’t So, Dear”
|
| |
| 17 Oct 2015 |
|
It was the worst of times and it was the worster of times
|
| |
| 10 Oct 2015 |
|
I’m so Itchy I Don’t Know Where to Start Scratching
|
| |
| 3 Oct 2015 |
|
I Am so Done with Summer
|
| |
| 26 Sep 2015 |
|
If Only I Would've Thought of That
|
| |
| 20 Sep 2015 |
|
I Really Meant to Behave Myself…
|
| |
| 11 Sep 2015 |
|
If Everything Is Coming up Roses, What About All the Thorns?
|
| |
| 4 Sep 2015 |
|
It’s Hard Being a Fool When There’s So Much Competition
|
| |
| 22 Aug 2015 |
|
It’s My Mess And I Love It
|
| |
| 16 Aug 2015 |
|
Birthdays, anniversaries and other things I usually forget
|
| |
| 7 Aug 2015 |
|
The Irritable Foul-Mouth Syndrome
|
| |
| 1 Aug 2015 |
|
Dancing In The Summer Rain
|
| |
| 21 Jul 2015 |
|
Advice to the travel-weary vacationer
|
| |
| 18 Jul 2015 |
|
Then the Birthday Card Arrived
|
| |
| 11 Jul 2015 |
|
Why Can’t Summer Be Forever?
|
| |
| 4 Jul 2015 |
|
Why not just be an American
|
| |
| 27 Jun 2015 |
|
And Then It Was Summer
|
| |
| 20 Jun 2015 |
|
Understanding the Grandpa Rules
|
| |
| 13 Jun 2015 |
|
Where Have All the Fathers Gone?
|
| |
| 6 Jun 2015 |
|
I’m Totally Tired with El Negativity
|
| |
| 30 May 2015 |
|
A Waist Is a Terrible Thing to Mind
|
| |
| 23 May 2015 |
|
I May Be Odd but One Day I’ll Get Even
|
| |
| 16 May 2015 |
|
Those Magnificent May Flowers
|
| |
| 9 May 2015 |
|
Thank God I’m a Country Preacher
|
| |
| 2 May 2015 |
|
I’d Give Her a Piece of My Mind If I Had Any To Spare
|
| |
| 25 Apr 2015 |
|
When Did Cute Stop Being Cute?
|
| |
| 18 Apr 2015 |
|
Why Grin When You Can Laugh out Loud
|
| |
| 10 Apr 2015 |
|
Preparation and execution of my income tax return
|
| |
| 4 Apr 2015 |
|
For some, Easter is a hop and a skip
|
| |
| 28 Mar 2015 |
|
What’s Wrong with Having a “Blessed” Day?
|
| |
| 21 Mar 2015 |
|
It Was Lights Out At The Old Ballgame
|
| |
| 14 Mar 2015 |
|
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
|
| |
| 7 Mar 2015 |
|
How Old Is Too Old?
|
| |
| 28 Feb 2015 |
|
Born with a Screwdriver in My Hand
|
| |
| 21 Feb 2015 |
|
Any Day without Snow is a Good Day
|
| |
| 14 Feb 2015 |
|
Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep
|
| |
| 7 Feb 2015 |
|
A Box of Valentine Chocolates Never Misses Its Target
|
| |
| 31 Jan 2015 |
|
Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter
|
| |
| 24 Jan 2015 |
|
For Sale: One Lying Bathroom Mirror
|
| |
| 17 Jan 2015 |
|
A Penny for Your Thoughts
|
| |
| 10 Jan 2015 |
|
Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake?
|
| |
| 3 Jan 2015 |
|
Everything New Gets Old Too Soon
|
| |
| 26 Dec 2014 |
|
What It Was, Was Fruitcake
|
| |
| 20 Dec 2014 |
|
Do Christmas Temptations Really Count?
|
| |
| 12 Dec 2014 |
|
Naughty Is As Naughty Does
|
| |
| 6 Dec 2014 |
|
The Great Wall of Silence after Thanksgiving
|
| |
| 29 Nov 2014 |
|
Striving to Develop an Attitude of Gratitude
|
| |
| 22 Nov 2014 |
|
The Early Turkey Gets the Gobble
|
| |
| 15 Nov 2014 |
|
What It Was, Was Basketball
|
| |
| 8 Nov 2014 |
|
The Longest Day of My Life
|
| |
| 1 Nov 2014 |
|
There Is Something to Be Said for Boredom
|
| |
| 25 Oct 2014 |
|
I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way
|
| |
| 18 Oct 2014 |
|
Nobody Is As Good As Their Selfie
|
| |
| 11 Oct 2014 |
|
It’s Hard Being a Gentleman in Today’s World
|
| |
| 4 Oct 2014 |
|
If Everything Goes Right Something’s Wrong
|
| |
| 27 Sep 2014 |
|
People, after All, Are Just People
|
| |
| 20 Sep 2014 |
|
The Thing I Miss Most About Summer
|
| |
| 13 Sep 2014 |
|
Closer Than My Cell Phone
|
| |
| 6 Sep 2014 |
|
Cleaning up Messes, Parsonage Style
|
| |
| 30 Aug 2014 |
|
A Severe Case of Yuckitis
|
| |
| 23 Aug 2014 |
|
What did the bugs do before I came?
|
| |
| 16 Aug 2014 |
|
It Was a Shoofly Pie Celebration Weekend
|
| |
| 9 Aug 2014 |
|
Two Words That Changed My Life.
|
| |
| 2 Aug 2014 |
|
And the heat goes on... and on... and on
|
| |
| 26 Jul 2014 |
|
Things I have learned in my lifetime
|
| |
| 19 Jul 2014 |
|
A Year Older but Not That Much Smarter
|
| |
| 12 Jul 2014 |
|
“Let It Go, Let It Go, Let It Go”
|
| |
| 5 Jul 2014 |
|
Have a blessed day; now fire me if you dare!
|
| |
| 28 Jun 2014 |
|
In Honor of the True Patriots
|
| |
| 21 Jun 2014 |
|
The Haves, the Have Nots and the Whatnots
|
| |
| 14 Jun 2014 |
|
Swallowing pride or eating crow are both bitter pills to swallow
|
| |
| 7 Jun 2014 |
|
The switch on my behind saved time
|
| |
| 31 May 2014 |
|
The War on Common Sense
|
| |
| 24 May 2014 |
|
Just don’t call me on Monday!
|
| |
| 17 May 2014 |
|
Why did God give us coffee?
|
| |
| 10 May 2014 |
|
Why mothers would make good politicians
|
| |
| 3 May 2014 |
|
My Mother’s Day Card Quandary
|
| |
| 26 Apr 2014 |
|
And then there was May
|
| |
| 5 Oct 2013 |
|
The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat
|
| |
| 7 Sep 2013 |
|
Fifty Shades of Grey suits
|
| |
| 31 Aug 2013 |
|
I wish we’d all be California foils
|
| |
| 24 Aug 2013 |
|
Some Mysteries Are Tough To Solve
|
| |
| 17 Aug 2013 |
|
Financial Tip of the Week: Pay Attention
|
| |
| 10 Aug 2013 |
|
Amish ain’t always Amish
|
| |
| 3 Aug 2013 |
|
Rumors of being stranded in the Philippines are highly exaggerated
|
| |
| 27 Jul 2013 |
|
Whatever Happened to Those Lazy Days of Summer?
|
| |
| 20 Jul 2013 |
|
The Age Long Query: Who Am I?
|
| |
| 13 Jul 2013 |
|
Apple fritter: the fruit of my choice
|
| |
| 6 Jul 2013 |
|
Trying to keep my sanity in a politically correct world
|
| |
| 29 Jun 2013 |
|
Of Course It's Raining, I Just Washed My Car
|
| |
| 18 May 2013 |
|
And I thought I was confused!
|
| |
| 12 May 2013 |
|
Oh for a memory like dear old mom’s
|
| |
| 27 Apr 2013 |
|
Why can’t we just have fun?
|
| |
| 26 Apr 2013 |
|
No known cure for the Yakety-Yak syndrome
|
| |
| 8 Mar 2013 |
|
How to have your cake and eat it too
|
| |
| 23 Feb 2013 |
|
As I was saying to myself…
|
| |
| 16 Feb 2013 |
|
As brilliant schemes go, mine didn’t
|
| |
| 9 Feb 2013 |
|
True love trumps a romantic fling every time
|
| |
| 2 Feb 2013 |
|
Beware, O, ye blasted hacker, whomsoever thou art
|
| |
| 19 Jan 2013 |
|
My New Year’s diet fits me to a T-shirt
|
| |
| 12 Jan 2013 |
|
As my luck would have it
|
| |
| 5 Jan 2013 |
|
So, this is what new looks like
|
| |
| 28 Dec 2012 |
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Let’s do it all over again
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| 21 Dec 2012 |
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‘Tis the Season to be Broke
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| 15 Dec 2012 |
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So, this is how the world ends
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| 8 Dec 2012 |
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I’ll have a “red” Christmas, thank you.
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| 1 Dec 2012 |
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What holiday does a holiday tree celebrate?
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| 24 Nov 2012 |
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Okay, that wasn’t funny
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| 17 Nov 2012 |
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The great Thanksgiving con
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| 10 Nov 2012 |
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Thou pollest too much, methinks
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| 3 Nov 2012 |
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Free is as free gives and I don’t like free, usually
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| 27 Oct 2012 |
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Get me to the airport on time
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| 20 Oct 2012 |
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Be Sure, Your Sin Will Find You Out
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| 13 Oct 2012 |
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Cashing in on a cashless society
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| 6 Oct 2012 |
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“Early to bed and early to rise” hasn’t really worked for me
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| 22 Sep 2012 |
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Would someone please call “timeout?”
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| 15 Sep 2012 |
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The Umpire Wore Shorts
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| 8 Sep 2012 |
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Who says the IRS is a Meany?
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| 2 Sep 2012 |
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My humble effort at stimulating the economy
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| 25 Aug 2012 |
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Solving the Mystery of Picking a President
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| 17 Aug 2012 |
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Whatever Happened to the Simple Things in Life?
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| 10 Aug 2012 |
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A Midsummer's day nightmare
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| 4 Aug 2012 |
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Local Church Appreciation Day announced for Sunday
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| 28 Jul 2012 |
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So, this is summer, is it?
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| 21 Jul 2012 |
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All I ever wanted to do was go fishing
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| 14 Jul 2012 |
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Pigs can fly, but not with me
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| 7 Jul 2012 |
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Whatever happened to old-fashioned spankings?
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| 30 Jun 2012 |
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Why not just be an American
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| 23 Jun 2012 |
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Vote for me, I create lots of jobs
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| 16 Jun 2012 |
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How to Ruin a Perfectly Good Day
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| 16 Jun 2012 |
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It's not my father's world anymore
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| 8 Jun 2012 |
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Snake, rattle and roll in the aisles
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| 1 Jun 2012 |
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I cry at weddings, too
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| 25 May 2012 |
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I used to believe in Leprechauns
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| 17 May 2012 |
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Giggle The Pounds Away With Laughtercise
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| 11 Jun 2011 |
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A father's work is never done, either
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| 4 Jun 2011 |
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The great yard sale conspiracy
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| 28 May 2011 |
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One word not in my vocabulary
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| 21 May 2011 |
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When trouble comes a knocking, don't answer the door
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| 14 May 2011 |
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High inflation reaches a new low
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| 30 Apr 2011 |
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Laying my Mother's Day cards on the table
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| 30 Apr 2011 |
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The taxing of my fragile sanity
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| 30 Apr 2011 |
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One man's joke is another man's hug
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| 9 Apr 2011 |
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My yearly correspondence with good old Uncle Sam
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| 2 Apr 2011 |
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A really short history of broccoli
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| 2 Apr 2011 |
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Dealing with my recent drug problem
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| 2 Apr 2011 |
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How to make up for lost time
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| 7 Mar 2011 |
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The Girl Scout cookie conspiracy
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| 7 Mar 2011 |
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Beware the idleness of March
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| 19 Feb 2011 |
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A waitress after my own heart
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| 7 Feb 2011 |
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What do I do if I catch my tail?
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| 6 Feb 2011 |
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Please, don't call me "Sweetie"
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| 5 Feb 2011 |
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It was an Apple fritter kind of week
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| 22 Jan 2011 |
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An American Idol I'm not
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| 17 Jan 2011 |
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Okay, enough with the cold, already
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| 8 Jan 2011 |
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Everything old is getting older still
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| 1 Jan 2011 |
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The amazing grace of "do-over," the art of second chance
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| 27 Dec 2010 |
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A new look at the old year
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| 18 Dec 2010 |
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‘Twas the night before Christmas...
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| 11 Dec 2010 |
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The Christmasfication of our home
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| 4 Dec 2010 |
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Some things are just personal
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| 27 Nov 2010 |
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A post Thanksgiving wishbone
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| 20 Nov 2010 |
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Overstuffed and no one to blame
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| 13 Nov 2010 |
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Thanksgiving quandary: roast turkey or lame duck
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| 6 Nov 2010 |
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Something old and something deliciously new
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| 30 Oct 2010 |
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Silence of the phones
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| 23 Oct 2010 |
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One man's trick is another man's treat
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| 16 Oct 2010 |
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It was the worst of times and it was the worster of times
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| 9 Oct 2010 |
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Home has never been sweeter
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| 2 Oct 2010 |
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Restless in a strange pew
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| 25 Sep 2010 |
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How Time Flies When I Am In A Hurry
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| 18 Sep 2010 |
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Are you ready to grumble?
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| 11 Sep 2010 |
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Loco pastor burns his hand in loud protest
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| 4 Sep 2010 |
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Has anyone seen my Castle lately?
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| 28 Aug 2010 |
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Can I get an "Amen" for that?
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| 21 Aug 2010 |
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For whom the school bells toll
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| 14 Aug 2010 |
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When all is said and done, I’m still confused
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| 8 Aug 2010 |
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If the whole world were an Apple fritter who would need heaven?
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| 31 Jul 2010 |
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As summers go, this one is going
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| 24 Jul 2010 |
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So you think you can pray
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| 17 Jul 2010 |
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It's my party I'll sigh if I want to
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| 16 Jul 2010 |
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There’s something about a lazy summer afternoon
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| 3 Jul 2010 |
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The Last Hurrah of Summer
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| 27 Jun 2010 |
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Some patriotic reflections for the Fourth of July
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| 12 Jun 2010 |
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Things my father never told me
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| 5 Jun 2010 |
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One hand short of a handyman
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| 29 May 2010 |
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Be careful what you wish for
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| 22 May 2010 |
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The many excuses of a man in his midlife crisis
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| 15 May 2010 |
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Good intentions are only as good as the intender
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| 8 May 2010 |
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The mysterious wizardry of gadgetry
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| 1 May 2010 |
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God's greatest creation
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| 24 Apr 2010 |
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When you come to the end of the trail
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| 17 Apr 2010 |
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To rob or to be robbed, that is the question
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| 11 Apr 2010 |
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King of my castle for a day
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| 3 Apr 2010 |
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Where have all the men in white hats gone?
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| 20 Mar 2010 |
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Springing into a new season
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| 20 Mar 2010 |
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Now I know how Noah must have felt
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| 20 Mar 2010 |
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The Super Bowl benefits of complaining
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| 27 Feb 2010 |
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The Buck stops here and other political gibberish
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| 20 Feb 2010 |
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Please accept my apology
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| 6 Feb 2010 |
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Mother Nature’s cold shoulder revenge
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| 30 Jan 2010 |
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Some things are simply irreplaceable
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| 23 Jan 2010 |
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The end of all nonsense and other practical jokes
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| 23 Jan 2010 |
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Germed and frightfully dangerous
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| 23 Jan 2010 |
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Shivering me time away
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| 2 Jan 2010 |
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It's d?j? vu all over again
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| 26 Dec 2009 |
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Items not on my New Year's resolution list
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| 12 Dec 2009 |
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All I want for Christmas is to be left alone!
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| 5 Dec 2009 |
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Behold, the Christmas Grinch cometh
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| 5 Dec 2009 |
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My barbershop quandary
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| 28 Nov 2009 |
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To Choose or not to Choose, that is the Thanksgiving Quandary
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| 14 Nov 2009 |
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Pass the Pumpkin Pie, Please
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| 10 Nov 2009 |
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The summer in my rearview mirror
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| 31 Oct 2009 |
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The trials and triumphs of the chronically lazy
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| 24 Oct 2009 |
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One man's vegetable is another man's heartburn
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| 17 Oct 2009 |
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I dedicate this ice cream sundae to thee
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| 10 Oct 2009 |
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The sweet savor of revenge
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| 4 Oct 2009 |
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Having a “rice” time in the Philippines
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| 26 Sep 2009 |
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Grief is my traveling companion
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| 19 Sep 2009 |
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Now that I'm older, I'm still not wiser
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| 12 Sep 2009 |
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If it wasn't for grandparents
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| 5 Sep 2009 |
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Slow down and enjoy the journey
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| 22 Aug 2009 |
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The last of the summer whine
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| 15 Aug 2009 |
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And the heat goes on... and on... and on
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| 8 Aug 2009 |
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Birthdays, anniversaries and other things I usually forget
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| 1 Aug 2009 |
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A good time was had by all
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| 25 Jul 2009 |
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Dancing in the summer rain
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| 18 Jul 2009 |
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Things I have learned in my lifetime
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| 11 Jul 2009 |
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If I should ever grow up before I die
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| 4 Jul 2009 |
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Balancing the home budget is a three-ring circus
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| 27 Jun 2009 |
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Let's have a Fourth of July picnic
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| 20 Jun 2009 |
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Let the summer fun begin
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| 13 Jun 2009 |
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The Trials and Joys of Fatherhood
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| 13 Jun 2009 |
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Don't give me any of that doubletalk
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| 13 Jun 2009 |
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Understanding the Grandpa Rules
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| 23 May 2009 |
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Sick is as sick feels and I feels oh so sick
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| 16 May 2009 |
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Sowing my seed to the birds... or is it the turkeys
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| 9 May 2009 |
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My TV career viciously plucked from me
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| 9 May 2009 |
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Why mothers would make good politicians
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| 9 May 2009 |
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On the Road again and again and again
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| 9 May 2009 |
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From here to eternity and home again
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| 11 Apr 2009 |
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Why I am happy to pay my taxes and other mendacities
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| 4 Apr 2009 |
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For some, Easter is a hop and a skip
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| 27 Mar 2009 |
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A stimulus plan from the Parsonage
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| 27 Mar 2009 |
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The lion and the lamb controversy
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| 7 Mar 2009 |
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The proper etiquette for eating an ice cream sundae
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| 28 Feb 2009 |
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Let's play follow the weaver
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| 28 Feb 2009 |
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There’s a lot to be said for boredom
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| 14 Feb 2009 |
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The Question of the Disappearing Ice Cream
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| 14 Feb 2009 |
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A Box of Valentine Chocolates Never Misses Its Target
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| 31 Jan 2009 |
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"I've Done Nothing Wrong" and Other Famous Last Words
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| 24 Jan 2009 |
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Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter
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| 17 Jan 2009 |
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New Year, New President, Same Old Problems
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| 10 Jan 2009 |
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Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets
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| 3 Jan 2009 |
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Organization is not all it's stacked up to be
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| 28 Dec 2008 |
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With Friends like Mine Who Needs a Diet?
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| 20 Dec 2008 |
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Is There Any Christmas Cheer Left?
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| 15 Dec 2008 |
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A Christmas Trophy Worth The Trouble
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| 8 Dec 2008 |
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Troubling News from the North Pole
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| 1 Dec 2008 |
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Striving to Develop an Attitude of Gratitude
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| 24 Nov 2008 |
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Turkey in the Straw: The Amuse-icle
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| 17 Nov 2008 |
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Dealing with the Post Election Blues
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| 10 Nov 2008 |
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We Got to Hand It to the Women
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| 8 Nov 2008 |
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How to Pray for the New President
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| 27 Oct 2008 |
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The Many Funny Faces of the Season
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| 20 Oct 2008 |
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The Sure Cure for Poly-Ticks
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| 13 Oct 2008 |
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And the Knucklehead Award Goes to...
|
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| 6 Oct 2008 |
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This Little Piggy-Bank Went to Market
|
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| 29 Sep 2008 |
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Pennies from Heaven or Billions from Washington
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| 22 Sep 2008 |
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More Than Just The Summertime Blues
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| 15 Sep 2008 |
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First-class Altitude with Gratitude
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| 6 Sep 2008 |
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Stuck between a Virus and a Varmint
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| 1 Sep 2008 |
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Don’t Quote the Bible to Me
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| 27 Aug 2008 |
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Dream Job Turns Nightmare
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| 18 Aug 2008 |
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Man Sues God, God Counter-sues
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| 12 Aug 2008 |
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The All Things to All People Politician
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| 4 Aug 2008 |
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Whatever Happened to Those Lazy Days of Summer?
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| 29 Jul 2008 |
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The Ominous Signs of Our Times
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| 25 Jul 2008 |
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My Crazy World of Distractions
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| 10 Jul 2008 |
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Coping with the Tyranny of Great Expectations
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| 5 Jul 2008 |
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Let freedom wring its hands in anguish
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| 23 Jun 2008 |
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To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question
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| 16 Jun 2008 |
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Why Women Live Longer Than Men
|
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| 16 Jun 2008 |
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Solving the Mystery of Picking a President
|
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| 16 Jun 2008 |
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Who's That Rapping, Rapping At My Door?
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| 30 May 2008 |
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The Inconvenience of Improvements
|
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| 23 May 2008 |
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Wanted: a slightly misused hobby
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| 17 May 2008 |
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Old-Fashioned Democracy In Action
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| 17 May 2008 |
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Mothers Universal Contribution to Society
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| 2 May 2008 |
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What I Want in a President
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| 29 Apr 2008 |
|
Oh, dem golden tones of silence
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| |
| 29 Apr 2008 |
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A Tribute to the Common Germ
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| |
| 8 Apr 2008 |
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Dancing The Rebate Rumba
|
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| 4 Apr 2008 |
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Why are powerful men drawn to prostitution?
|
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| 28 Mar 2008 |
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The Mixed-up World of Politics and Religion
|
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| 28 Mar 2008 |
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Oh, for the life of Rip van Winkle
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| 26 Mar 2008 |
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Does eHarmony.com know something I don't?
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| 22 Mar 2008 |
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For Sale: One Lying Bathroom Mirror
|
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| 21 Mar 2008 |
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Cupid Missed His Mail Order Mark
|
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| 21 Mar 2008 |
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Sometimes Life is Like a Jelly-filled Donut
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| 21 Mar 2008 |
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How to Spend an Extra Day
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| 21 Mar 2008 |
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The Art and Craftiness of Grandfatherhood
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