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Another Turkey On The Table
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It All Boils Down To One Thing
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I Didn’t Know I Loved It That Much
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Did I really Say That?
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I Thought She Said, “Doughnut”
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Nothing Is More Satisfying Than Doing Nothing
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You Break It, You Fix
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9 Oct 2024 |
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As If I Didn’t Already Know
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Where Do All My Nasal Fluids Come From?
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How Can I Get My Sneeze Back?
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20 Sep 2024 |
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Oh, For the Life of an Old Geezer
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13 Sep 2024 |
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One Man’s Apple Fritter Is Pure Delight
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What Happened To My Little Piggy Bank
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31 Aug 2024 |
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Doctor, Could You Repeat That?
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23 Aug 2024 |
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I Didn’t Lose My Marbles They Just Retired
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17 Aug 2024 |
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So What If I’m Crazy?
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9 Aug 2024 |
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And That’s the Way it Was
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2 Aug 2024 |
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How to Act Your Age
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26 Jul 2024 |
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Who Is Shadowing Me
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19 Jul 2024 |
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Ding-A-Ling There Goes Spring
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13 Jul 2024 |
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Age Is Just a Number…Or Is It?
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6 Jul 2024 |
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Having a Brain Can Be a Problem
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29 Jun 2024 |
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Some Things Do Have a Purpose
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21 Jun 2024 |
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Did You See My Key?
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14 Jun 2024 |
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I’ll Tell You When I’ve Had Enough
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7 Jun 2024 |
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I Sure Miss Being A Spoiled Brat
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1 Jun 2024 |
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What If I Do Have A Brain
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22 May 2024 |
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My Only Exercise Is Jumping to Conclusions
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17 May 2024 |
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Whatever Happened to Reality
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10 May 2024 |
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Back in the Saddle Again
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3 May 2024 |
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Dancing in My Pajamas
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26 Apr 2024 |
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Being Sick Is Not My Cup Of Tea
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20 Apr 2024 |
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And Then An Angel Floated By
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12 Apr 2024 |
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And Then There Was Broccoli
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5 Apr 2024 |
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It Was A Fool’s Game And I Lost
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30 Mar 2024 |
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Second Thoughts Can Be Dangerous to My Health
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23 Mar 2024 |
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Don’t Knock on the Door If You Like Breathing
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15 Mar 2024 |
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Touch My Coffee And You Die
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8 Mar 2024 |
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Why Does Monday Have To Follow Sunday?
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1 Mar 2024 |
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Dancing The Critter/Bug Shuffle
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23 Feb 2024 |
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Ice Cream Solves A Lot Of My Problems
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19 Feb 2024 |
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Who Doesn’t Like Baloney?
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10 Feb 2024 |
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Idiots Make Me Look Good, So Says the Boss
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2 Feb 2024 |
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Making Decisions Is The Hardest Part Of My Life
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27 Jan 2024 |
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The Key To Life Is Forgetting The Right Things
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20 Jan 2024 |
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I’m Not Diabetic But I Am A Sweet Guy
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12 Jan 2024 |
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O Energy, O Energy, Wherefore Art Thou O Energy
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5 Jan 2024 |
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What’s New About A New Year
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27 Dec 2023 |
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The Regifting Queen of the Family
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22 Dec 2023 |
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Another Jingle Bell Christmas in the Tree
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15 Dec 2023 |
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Cultivating the Fine Art of Listening
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8 Dec 2023 |
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From Roast Turkey to Reinder
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1 Dec 2023 |
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Ain’t Nothing Better Than a P&J Sandwich
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22 Nov 2023 |
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Another Turkey in the Oven
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15 Nov 2023 |
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I Don’t Eat Crow on Holidays
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10 Nov 2023 |
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The Cookie Monster Has Returned
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3 Nov 2023 |
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I Don’t Believe in Superstition…But
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27 Oct 2023 |
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Do I Need a New Mask for Halloween?
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20 Oct 2023 |
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I Then Thought of Chocolate
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14 Oct 2023 |
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Where Did The Summer Go?
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6 Oct 2023 |
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Life Can Be a Series of Dreams
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29 Sep 2023 |
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How Much Is Laughter Really Worth?
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22 Sep 2023 |
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What’s the Harm with a Little Treat?
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15 Sep 2023 |
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Oh, Memory, How I Miss Thee
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8 Sep 2023 |
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Why Do Some Cute Babies Grow Up Ugly
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30 Aug 2023 |
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How Many Coughs is Enough For One Day
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25 Aug 2023 |
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What’s so Bad about a Knucklehead
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18 Aug 2023 |
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Memories Can Be So Memorable
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11 Aug 2023 |
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One More Scam Call and I’m Going to Scream
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4 Aug 2023 |
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Knowing Everything Is A Blessing And A Curse
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28 Jul 2023 |
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So This Is Old Age
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22 Jul 2023 |
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As If I Really Could
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15 Jul 2023 |
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Our Summer Vacation Jamboree
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7 Jul 2023 |
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Have Giggle Will Laugh
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30 Jun 2023 |
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We Weren’t Expecting That
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23 Jun 2023 |
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I’m Too Smart to Be Stupid
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16 Jun 2023 |
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If Only I Had It My Way
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9 Jun 2023 |
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What’s a Whopper Got to Do with Anything
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3 Jun 2023 |
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I Feel Sorry for My Good-Looking Friends
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26 May 2023 |
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Dizzy Is As Dizzy Says
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19 May 2023 |
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These Old Bones of Mine
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12 May 2023 |
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I’d Rather Kiss A Goat
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5 May 2023 |
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My Reward I’ll Eat It If I Want To
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28 Apr 2023 |
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It’s Not a Mess Unless I Do It
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21 Apr 2023 |
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The Princess Hath Thus Spoken
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14 Apr 2023 |
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Who Invented the AutoCorrect?
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7 Apr 2023 |
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Has Anyone Seen My Marbles?
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31 Mar 2023 |
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What a Wacky World We Live in
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24 Mar 2023 |
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I’m So Poor I Can’t Pay Attention
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17 Mar 2023 |
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Learning what “Me-Time” is all about
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10 Mar 2023 |
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Nothing Like A Mystery To Calm My Nerves
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4 Mar 2023 |
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Who’s Been Fiddling with My Mind?
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24 Feb 2023 |
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Relaxing Is Not Always so Relaxing
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18 Feb 2023 |
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If I’m Not Crazy Nobody Is
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10 Feb 2023 |
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Another Celebration In The Bank
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3 Feb 2023 |
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Ugly Isn’t For Sissies
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28 Jan 2023 |
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Sow a Thought Reap a Pie
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20 Jan 2023 |
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What Would My Life Be without a Cookie. - short column
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20 Jan 2023 |
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What Would My Life Be without a Cookie.
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13 Jan 2023 |
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I Screamed for Ice Cream and Got in Trouble.- SHORT COLUMN
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13 Jan 2023 |
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I Screamed for Ice Cream and Got in Trouble.
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7 Jan 2023 |
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Where Is The Gracious Mistress Of The Parsonage?
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30 Dec 2022 |
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The Misconception of a New Year
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22 Dec 2022 |
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The Liar in the Red Suit
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18 Dec 2022 |
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As Luck Would Have It - short version
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16 Dec 2022 |
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As Luck Would Have It
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12 Dec 2022 |
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Do I Need to File a Missing Persons Report? - short version
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10 Dec 2022 |
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Do I Need to File a Missing Persons Report
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2 Dec 2022 |
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Do I Really Talk In My Sleep
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25 Nov 2022 |
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If Only I Would Take Notes
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18 Nov 2022 |
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A Day Trip in the Sissy Van
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11 Nov 2022 |
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The Great Divide between Brain and Tongue
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4 Nov 2022 |
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Who’s the Clown Now
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28 Oct 2022 |
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See Cookie Will Sneak
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22 Oct 2022 |
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How Old is Too Old
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14 Oct 2022 |
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How Much Coffee Is Too Much Coffee
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7 Oct 2022 |
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Have Nose, Will Snore
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30 Sep 2022 |
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Why God Gave Me a Tongue
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23 Sep 2022 |
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Who’s Really in Charge
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16 Sep 2022 |
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Sir Forgets-A-Lot to the Rescue
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9 Sep 2022 |
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Nothing Like An Old Fashion Scam
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26 Aug 2022 |
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The Harmonious Melody of Hummingbirds
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19 Aug 2022 |
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It Never Dawned on Me Until
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12 Aug 2022 |
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My Oh My What a Nice Slice of Pie
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5 Aug 2022 |
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When Is It Okay to Be Snarly?
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29 Jul 2022 |
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Do I Need to Repeat That?
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22 Jul 2022 |
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To Ask or Not Ask Is No Option
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15 Jul 2022 |
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Fool Me Once and You Will Be the Fool
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8 Jul 2022 |
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It Was One of Those Naughty Flings
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30 Jun 2022 |
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An Apple Fritter on My Mind
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24 Jun 2022 |
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Is Growing Up Really That Important
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17 Jun 2022 |
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What the World Needs Today Are Fathers
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10 Jun 2022 |
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A Trip Around the Whirlwind
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4 Jun 2022 |
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Angels do Play Harps and I Have Proof
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27 May 2022 |
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It Was Another Amateur Run at Chillin
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20 May 2022 |
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Doctors Are Always Right
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13 May 2022 |
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It’s All in the Script
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6 May 2022 |
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And Then, There It Was
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29 Apr 2022 |
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Maybe We Should Go Back To Smoke Signal Communications
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22 Apr 2022 |
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The Good, the Bad, and the Grouchy
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15 Apr 2022 |
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Just When I Think I Got Everything Covered
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9 Apr 2022 |
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I’d Give Her a Piece of My Mind If I Had Any To Spare
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1 Apr 2022 |
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A Switch in Time On My behind
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25 Mar 2022 |
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The BOGO Queen Has Left the Building
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18 Mar 2022 |
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Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, Stop Laughin
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11 Mar 2022 |
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Laughter Is Not for Sissies
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5 Mar 2022 |
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One Mouth Too Many Words
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25 Feb 2022 |
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What a Crazy World We Live in
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18 Feb 2022 |
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What’s so Cool about a Cucumber?
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14 Feb 2022 |
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Wherever They Are I Will Find Them
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4 Feb 2022 |
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It was a Murphy’s Law kind of week
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28 Jan 2022 |
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Mr. Cold, Please Go Away
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21 Jan 2022 |
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What Did She Just Say?
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14 Jan 2022 |
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I Just Kissed Yesterday Goodbye
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7 Jan 2022 |
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Splish Splash, I Forgot to Take A Bath
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31 Dec 2021 |
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The nightmare after Christmas
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22 Dec 2021 |
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I Was Naughty and Didn’t’ Know It
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17 Dec 2021 |
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My Ongoing Grudge with Santa
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10 Dec 2021 |
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I Love My Imperfections
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3 Dec 2021 |
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Hey, This Is My Story!
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26 Nov 2021 |
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Eating Healthy Is for Sissies
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19 Nov 2021 |
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Thanksgiving quandary: roast turkey or lame duck
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5 Nov 2021 |
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MY BODY, MY SWAT
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29 Oct 2021 |
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I Can Never Have Too Much Ice Cream
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22 Oct 2021 |
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I Didn’t Do It My Way
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15 Oct 2021 |
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Green Thumb Versus Black and Blue Thumb
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8 Oct 2021 |
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What Would Life Be Without Mistakes?
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1 Oct 2021 |
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I DON’T BELIEVE IN KARMA
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24 Sep 2021 |
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The Epitome Of Boredom
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17 Sep 2021 |
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Ready or Not, Here I Quit
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10 Sep 2021 |
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Are You Ready for Fall?
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3 Sep 2021 |
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Hallelujah… She’s Baaaaack
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27 Aug 2021 |
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Is Being Sane Too Much to Ask?
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20 Aug 2021 |
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And Then There Were Four
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14 Aug 2021 |
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What's All These Gadgets For?
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6 Aug 2021 |
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Temptation Is Oh So Tempting
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31 Jul 2021 |
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Don't Judge a Person by Their Cover-up
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23 Jul 2021 |
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I Ain’t 16 Anymore
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16 Jul 2021 |
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The Blossoming Flower Whisperer
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9 Jul 2021 |
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Where Oh Where Is My Hair?
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2 Jul 2021 |
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Any Pie à la Mode Is My Kind of Pie
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25 Jun 2021 |
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Bump, Bump, Bump, Where’s the Scratch
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18 Jun 2021 |
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Why Do I Have So Many Toes?
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11 Jun 2021 |
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Where Do Wrinkles Come From?
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4 Jun 2021 |
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Will We Be Served Coffee in Heaven?
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27 May 2021 |
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It’s My Tongue I’ll Wag It If I Want To
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21 May 2021 |
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To Scam or Not to Scam That Is the Phone Call
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14 May 2021 |
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I May Be a Knucklehead, but I'm Not Insane
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7 May 2021 |
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Who Doesn’t Like A Girl Scout Cookie?
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30 Apr 2021 |
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A Shortcut Is Not Always That Short
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23 Apr 2021 |
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What Would the World Be without Apple Fritters?
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16 Apr 2021 |
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That’s Why Doctors Call Us Patients
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9 Apr 2021 |
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Something Seems to Be Missing
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2 Apr 2021 |
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Seeing Can Be Rather Expensive
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26 Mar 2021 |
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Ants, Ants, Ants, Where's the Uncles
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19 Mar 2021 |
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Be Careful What You Smile About
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11 Mar 2021 |
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New Normal: If It's Free, It Ain't for Me
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5 Mar 2021 |
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What’s so Peasy About Easy?
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26 Feb 2021 |
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Knock, Knock; Someone’s in Trouble
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19 Feb 2021 |
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What’s Pete Got to Do with Anything?
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12 Feb 2021 |
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If It Was Up To Me
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5 Feb 2021 |
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A Divided House Makes a Happy Home
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29 Jan 2021 |
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Oh, the Daze of My Life
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22 Jan 2021 |
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Coffee Without Coffee Just Ain’t Coffee
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15 Jan 2021 |
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Riding the Hallelujah Train To the End
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8 Jan 2021 |
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Well, Here We Go Again
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1 Jan 2021 |
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Red Isn’t Always the Red I See
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25 Dec 2020 |
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Another Christmas Tree in the Bag
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18 Dec 2020 |
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Tell Santa I Tried to Be Nice
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11 Dec 2020 |
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Christmas Is More Than Jingle, Jingle
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4 Dec 2020 |
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It Was a Shoofly Pie Moment
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27 Nov 2020 |
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It’s All Over But The Lying
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20 Nov 2020 |
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Being Nice Does Have Its Rewards
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13 Nov 2020 |
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Bug! Bug! Where’s The Bug?
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6 Nov 2020 |
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When Everything Goes My Way
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30 Oct 2020 |
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Things Have a Way of Catching up with Me
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23 Oct 2020 |
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The Alleged Warrant For My Arrest
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16 Oct 2020 |
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All in Due Time, So She Says
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9 Oct 2020 |
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Junk Is a Matter of Personal Definition
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2 Oct 2020 |
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Chillin Ain’t What I Thought It Was
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25 Sep 2020 |
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Oh, to Be Crazy and Get Paid for It
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18 Sep 2020 |
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Getting Away With It Is Half the Fun
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11 Sep 2020 |
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A Musical Concert or Aggravating Noise?
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3 Sep 2020 |
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If Only My Fishing Rod Could Talk
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28 Aug 2020 |
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Doing Nothing Is Harder Than I Thought
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21 Aug 2020 |
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Oh, for a Life like My Kitty
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14 Aug 2020 |
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What It Was, Was a Peach Tree
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7 Aug 2020 |
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Are Homemade Cookies Addictive?
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31 Jul 2020 |
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I Love a Mystery When It's a Mystery
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24 Jul 2020 |
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It’s My Birthday I’ll Lie If I Want To
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17 Jul 2020 |
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If I Had a Nickel for Every Blunder I Made…
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10 Jul 2020 |
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It’s Not Always What It Seems
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3 Jul 2020 |
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A Family Stare off Competition
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26 Jun 2020 |
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It Was A Week That Was Shot To Pieces
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19 Jun 2020 |
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Those Used To Be the Days
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12 Jun 2020 |
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There’s Something About A Lazy Summer Afternoon
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5 Jun 2020 |
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Will There Be Television in Heaven?
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29 May 2020 |
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My Thoughts Are Worth More Than a Penny
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22 May 2020 |
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And Then It Was Silent No More
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15 May 2020 |
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Love Bugs Are Really Not That Loving
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8 May 2020 |
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When Everything Fails, It’s Over
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1 May 2020 |
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Casual Is Not Always Appropriate
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24 Apr 2020 |
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Not Everything Is As It Seems
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17 Apr 2020 |
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What’s Time Got to Do with It?
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10 Apr 2020 |
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There’s Always Tomorrow
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3 Apr 2020 |
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Every Dilemma Has a Silver Blessing
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27 Mar 2020 |
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Time Alone Is Time Invested
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20 Mar 2020 |
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Some Things Seem Too Good To Be True
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14 Mar 2020 |
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Have Nose, Will Sneeze
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6 Mar 2020 |
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Old Deals, New Wheels
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28 Feb 2020 |
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In My Humble Opinion
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22 Feb 2020 |
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The World Needs More Grandfathers
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14 Feb 2020 |
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I Sure Miss My Old Typewriter
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7 Feb 2020 |
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Did I Just Call Myself?
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31 Jan 2020 |
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In praise of crazy
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24 Jan 2020 |
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What Did We Know before Facebook?
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17 Jan 2020 |
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Please Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter
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10 Jan 2020 |
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To One It’s Monday to Another It’s Wednesday
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3 Jan 2020 |
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Oh, Those Alluring Lizardly Eyes
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28 Dec 2019 |
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Proper etiquette for returning Christmas gifts
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19 Dec 2019 |
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Is This a Christmas Present or What?
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13 Dec 2019 |
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Where Does Santa Get His Naughty or Nice List?
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6 Dec 2019 |
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The Difference Between a Fool and Being Full
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29 Nov 2019 |
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A Post Thanksgiving Wishbone
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21 Nov 2019 |
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From One Turkey to Another
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15 Nov 2019 |
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What's in a name, anyway?
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8 Nov 2019 |
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Getting Old Is Not for Sissies
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2 Nov 2019 |
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If Every Dog Has Its Day I Should Be Barking
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25 Oct 2019 |
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Thinking Has a Way of Getting Me into Trouble Dr. James L. Snyder
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18 Oct 2019 |
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It was One of Those Weeks
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11 Oct 2019 |
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I Didn’t Know How Young I Really Was
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4 Oct 2019 |
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A Minister And A Day Off His Rocker
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28 Sep 2019 |
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To Grin or Not to Grin, Is My Dilemma
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21 Sep 2019 |
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I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way
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13 Sep 2019 |
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It Was A Belly Binge Kind of Day
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7 Sep 2019 |
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The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat
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30 Aug 2019 |
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Stuck between a Virus and a Varmint
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23 Aug 2019 |
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It's Hard For Me To Conceal A Giggle
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17 Aug 2019 |
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I Sure Do Miss St. Sanity
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10 Aug 2019 |
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My Mirror Doesn't Lie, But Sometimes It Giggles
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3 Aug 2019 |
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And Then, There It Was
|
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1 Aug 2019 |
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Did I Tell You The Story…?
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20 Jul 2019 |
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After All, It Is Monday
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13 Jul 2019 |
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And Then the Thunder Roared
|
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6 Jul 2019 |
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My Favorite Day of the Week Is Tomorrow
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29 Jun 2019 |
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Let The Summer Fun Begin
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22 Jun 2019 |
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Whatever Happened to the Simple Things in Life?
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15 Jun 2019 |
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One Man’s Joke Is Another Man’s Discount
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8 Jun 2019 |
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Another Vacation in the Bank
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1 Jun 2019 |
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What Is a Day off, Really?
|
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25 May 2019 |
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Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone
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18 May 2019 |
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Understanding the Grandpa Rules
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11 May 2019 |
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And Then It Was Friday
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3 May 2019 |
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Finding “Good” In Our World Is Challenging
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27 Apr 2019 |
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Lazy Does Have Its Advantages
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20 Apr 2019 |
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A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Can Sneak It
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15 Apr 2019 |
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What It Was, Was a Hummingbird
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6 Apr 2019 |
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I’m Really Enjoying My Naivety
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30 Mar 2019 |
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I Don’t Miss My Teacher’s Hickory Stick, but She Never Did
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23 Mar 2019 |
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A Smile Is Both Contagious and Healthy
|
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16 Mar 2019 |
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The Question of the Disappearing Ice Cream
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9 Mar 2019 |
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O Holiday, Who Art Thou Today?
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2 Mar 2019 |
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It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It
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23 Feb 2019 |
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Is time a friend or an enemy?
|
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16 Feb 2019 |
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I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery
|
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9 Feb 2019 |
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Have Mouth, Will Stutter
|
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2 Feb 2019 |
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Now, Do You Feel like a Big Boy?”
|
|
26 Jan 2019 |
|
The end of all nonsense and other practical jokes
|
|
19 Jan 2019 |
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Why childhood is better the second time around
|
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12 Jan 2019 |
|
It Was An Apple Fritter Kind Of Week
|
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5 Jan 2019 |
|
I Thought but Then I Unthought
|
|
29 Dec 2018 |
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Items not on my New Year's resolution list
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|
22 Dec 2018 |
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Oh Wisdom, Wherefore Art Thou
|
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15 Dec 2018 |
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My Little Dear, It’s Not Warm Outside!
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8 Dec 2018 |
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Be Sure Your Grin Will Find You Out
|
|
1 Dec 2018 |
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Ha, Ha, I Knew I Was Right!
|
|
26 Nov 2018 |
|
Kitty On The Outside Or A Tree Frog On The Inside
|
|
24 Nov 2018 |
|
It Was a Gobble-Gobble Kind of Day
|
|
10 Nov 2018 |
|
Not Everything in Life Is Automatic
|
|
3 Nov 2018 |
|
Why Did I Ever Grow Up?
|
|
27 Oct 2018 |
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I’m Dreaming of a Commercial Free World
|
|
20 Oct 2018 |
|
Is it a fragrance or a stench?
|
|
13 Oct 2018 |
|
“Here’s My Hammer If You Need It”
|
|
8 Oct 2018 |
|
Home Has Never Been Sweeter
|
|
29 Sep 2018 |
|
If This Is Autumn, What Was Summer?
|
|
22 Sep 2018 |
|
Financial Tip Of The Week: Pay Attention
|
|
15 Sep 2018 |
|
Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him?
|
|
8 Sep 2018 |
|
Slow Is Just the Way I Go
|
|
1 Sep 2018 |
|
How to Live with a Veggie-Holic
|
|
25 Aug 2018 |
|
Laughter in Any Other Language Is Just Not Funny
|
|
18 Aug 2018 |
|
If It Wasn’t for Bad Luck
|
|
11 Aug 2018 |
|
Hallelujah, It IS a Scam
|
|
4 Aug 2018 |
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I Never Thought I Could
|
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28 Jul 2018 |
|
I Think I Now Know How Noah Felt
|
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21 Jul 2018 |
|
Apple fritter: the fruit of my choice
|
|
14 Jul 2018 |
|
I Fell for It… Again
|
|
7 Jul 2018 |
|
Enough Is Enough and I’ve Had Enough
|
|
30 Jun 2018 |
|
“What Do You Mean It’s Time to Go Home?”
|
|
23 Jun 2018 |
|
The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat
|
|
16 Jun 2018 |
|
Vacation Time Again?
|
|
9 Jun 2018 |
|
Where Have All the Fathers Gone?
|
|
2 Jun 2018 |
|
A Merry Heart Doeth Good
|
|
26 May 2018 |
|
A Key On the Table Is Worth Many A Chuckle
|
|
19 May 2018 |
|
What Would We Do without Rain?
|
|
12 May 2018 |
|
A Life Altering Discovery: Mothers Are Not Fathers
|
|
5 May 2018 |
|
Dealing with Tuesday, the Worst Day of the Week
|
|
28 Apr 2018 |
|
I Enjoy a Mess, Especially Mine
|
|
21 Apr 2018 |
|
How to Trick Summer into Coming Early
|
|
14 Apr 2018 |
|
My Somber Longing for Summer
|
|
7 Apr 2018 |
|
A healthy dose of medicine for the soul
|
|
31 Mar 2018 |
|
The Easter Bunny That Got Away
|
|
24 Mar 2018 |
|
Spring Has Sprung a Leak This Year
|
|
17 Mar 2018 |
|
When I’m beside Myself, I’m in Bad Company
|
|
10 Mar 2018 |
|
Can I get an amen?
|
|
5 Mar 2018 |
|
Wishing Can Be Hazardous to Your Health
|
|
24 Feb 2018 |
|
Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets
|
|
17 Feb 2018 |
|
Oh, Dem Golden Tones Of Silence
|
|
10 Feb 2018 |
|
A Bug on the Plate Is Worth How Much?
|
|
3 Feb 2018 |
|
Please, Just Let Me Grow Old!
|
|
27 Jan 2018 |
|
What Time Is It Really?
|
|
19 Jan 2018 |
|
The Only Exercise I Get Is Shivering in the Cold
|
|
13 Jan 2018 |
|
I’m In Leftover Heaven
|
|
6 Jan 2018 |
|
Back in the Saddle Again…and Again
|
|
30 Dec 2017 |
|
As The Old Year Fades, So Does My Memory
|
|
23 Dec 2017 |
|
The Year Slipped into the Silence of the Night
|
|
16 Dec 2017 |
|
Behold, the Christmas Grinch Cometh
|
|
9 Dec 2017 |
|
Santa Claus Hasn’t Received My Letter yet!
|
|
2 Dec 2017 |
|
Nice Is a Matter of Perspective
|
|
25 Nov 2017 |
|
Black Friday Always Results in Red Monday
|
|
18 Nov 2017 |
|
Poor As I Am, All I Can Give Is Thanks
|
|
11 Nov 2017 |
|
As The Cookie Crumbles, So Do My Excuses
|
|
4 Nov 2017 |
|
This Fall Was a Major Trip for Me
|
|
28 Oct 2017 |
|
Is the Whole World Crazy or Is It Just Me?
|
|
21 Oct 2017 |
|
Have You Seen My Glasses? And Other Trick Questions
|
|
14 Oct 2017 |
|
Why Did I Get Up This Morning?
|
|
7 Oct 2017 |
|
Why I Am Suspicious of All Yard Sales
|
|
30 Sep 2017 |
|
One Good Deed Deserves A Kick In The Pants
|
|
23 Sep 2017 |
|
Normal Isn’t All It’s Cracked up to Be
|
|
16 Sep 2017 |
|
Those Annoying Sounds of Silence
|
|
9 Sep 2017 |
|
My Sneeze Is No Gentle Breeze
|
|
2 Sep 2017 |
|
If "All Things Are Possible,” Why Can't I Balance My Checkbook?
|
|
26 Aug 2017 |
|
I Didn’t Win $750 Million
|
|
19 Aug 2017 |
|
Celebration Has Become a Way of Life for Me
|
|
12 Aug 2017 |
|
The Endless Flow of Ink
|
|
5 Aug 2017 |
|
A Discount by Any Other Name
|
|
29 Jul 2017 |
|
As Summers Go, This One Is Going
|
|
22 Jul 2017 |
|
The Amazing Wonder of A.G.E.
|
|
15 Jul 2017 |
|
Go Ahead, Call Me If You Dare
|
|
8 Jul 2017 |
|
Did I Just Blow My Cover?
|
|
1 Jul 2017 |
|
I Was Just Thinking
|
|
24 Jun 2017 |
|
To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question
|
|
17 Jun 2017 |
|
Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store?
|
|
10 Jun 2017 |
|
Two In A Row Okay, But Three Is Suspicious
|
|
3 Jun 2017 |
|
And The Award Goes To…
|
|
27 May 2017 |
|
A Mystery Of Murderous Distortions
|
|
20 May 2017 |
|
Where Do You Look When She’s Lost Her Voice?
|
|
13 May 2017 |
|
My Advice: Twice Is Just As Nice
|
|
6 May 2017 |
|
“You Can’t Have Your Cake and Eat It Too”
|
|
29 Apr 2017 |
|
Mother Said There’d Be Days Like This
|
|
22 Apr 2017 |
|
Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order
|
|
15 Apr 2017 |
|
Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally
|
|
8 Apr 2017 |
|
The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind
|
|
1 Apr 2017 |
|
All My Friends Are Getting Old
|
|
25 Mar 2017 |
|
A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
|
|
18 Mar 2017 |
|
Would You Like A Burp With That Hiccup?
|
|
4 Mar 2017 |
|
What Time Is It, Really?
|
|
25 Feb 2017 |
|
Where in the World Does Time Go?
|
|
18 Feb 2017 |
|
I’ll Do It First Thing Tomorrow
|
|
11 Feb 2017 |
|
The Strange Myth of Multitasking
|
|
4 Feb 2017 |
|
I’m Not a Coffeeholic, or Am I?
|
|
28 Jan 2017 |
|
Why Did God Give Us Winter?
|
|
21 Jan 2017 |
|
Did Someone Just Hack My Thermometer?
|
|
14 Jan 2017 |
|
Everything old is getting older still
|
|
7 Jan 2017 |
|
It's déjà vu all over again
|
|
31 Dec 2016 |
|
Is The Cup Half Empty or Half Full?
|
|
24 Dec 2016 |
|
Another Christmas up the Chimney
|
|
17 Dec 2016 |
|
‘Twas the night before Christmas
|
|
10 Dec 2016 |
|
The Merrification of Christmas
|
|
3 Dec 2016 |
|
Some Things Are Just Personal
|
|
26 Nov 2016 |
|
The Only Contest I Really Win Each Year
|
|
19 Nov 2016 |
|
Thanksgiving quandary: roast turkey or lame duck
|
|
12 Nov 2016 |
|
The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard
|
|
5 Nov 2016 |
|
Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!
|
|
29 Oct 2016 |
|
How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone Number?
|
|
22 Oct 2016 |
|
A Cup of Joe Says a Lot About Us
|
|
15 Oct 2016 |
|
Where Have All the Clowns Gone?
|
|
8 Oct 2016 |
|
Get me to the airport on time
|
|
1 Oct 2016 |
|
Bad Breath Ain’t Always That Bad
|
|
23 Sep 2016 |
|
Pursuing A Course In Apple-Fritterology
|
|
17 Sep 2016 |
|
Thoughts, Plots and Other Dangerous Activities
|
|
10 Sep 2016 |
|
Pardon My French, S’il Vous Plaît
|
|
3 Sep 2016 |
|
The Vegetable War in the Parsonage
|
|
27 Aug 2016 |
|
How fast the shades of summer have faded
|
|
20 Aug 2016 |
|
It’s Hot… And I Love It
|
|
30 Jul 2016 |
|
Pleeeease Don’t Say You’ll Go Fight For Me, Mr. Candidate
|
|
16 Jul 2016 |
|
How Many Mondays Are There in One Week?
|
|
9 Jul 2016 |
|
The Squirrel and Birds Controversy
|
|
1 Jul 2016 |
|
Back in the Saddle Again
|
|
24 Jun 2016 |
|
Apple fritter: the fruit of my choice
|
|
18 Jun 2016 |
|
Not Smart Enough to Be an Idiot
|
|
11 Jun 2016 |
|
Go Ahead - Make Dad's Day
|
|
4 Jun 2016 |
|
Is Confession Really Good for the Soul?
|
|
27 May 2016 |
|
Ready, Set, Now Go for It
|
|
21 May 2016 |
|
It Was Lights out at the Old Parsonage
|
|
14 May 2016 |
|
My Amazing Fascination with Summer
|
|
6 May 2016 |
|
Why Mothers Would Make Good Politicians
|
|
30 Apr 2016 |
|
Laying my Mother's Day cards on the table
|
|
23 Apr 2016 |
|
I Lost My Mind But I Really Haven’t Missed It
|
|
16 Apr 2016 |
|
Who's Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?
|
|
8 Apr 2016 |
|
I Don’t Get Headaches, I Give Them
|
|
2 Apr 2016 |
|
Are Cows Really Holy?
|
|
26 Mar 2016 |
|
Acting a Fool Is a Full-Time Occupation
|
|
19 Mar 2016 |
|
It's Good Friday, but Sunday's a comin’
|
|
12 Mar 2016 |
|
Will the Fat Lady PLEASE sing?
|
|
5 Mar 2016 |
|
Tread Lightly in that Sacred Area
|
|
27 Feb 2016 |
|
Excuse me, but I just gotta be me
|
|
19 Feb 2016 |
|
For a Short Month, February is rather busy
|
|
12 Feb 2016 |
|
A Box of Valentine Chocolates Never Misses Its Target
|
|
5 Feb 2016 |
|
Will There Be Cell Phones in Heaven?
|
|
30 Jan 2016 |
|
Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets
|
|
22 Jan 2016 |
|
Now I Lay Me down to Count Sheep
|
|
15 Jan 2016 |
|
There Is No Known Cure for Happy-itis
|
|
8 Jan 2016 |
|
The New Year Calls for a New Mirror
|
|
1 Jan 2016 |
|
An Old Geezer Faces Another New Year
|
|
26 Dec 2015 |
|
A new look at the old year
|
|
19 Dec 2015 |
|
The Christmasfication of our home
|
|
12 Dec 2015 |
|
My Christmas “Miss-Her-Toe” Celebration
|
|
4 Dec 2015 |
|
Dealing with the Cha Ching Syndrome
|
|
28 Nov 2015 |
|
Another Thanksgiving under My Belt
|
|
21 Nov 2015 |
|
Too Much Turkey And Not Enough Gravy
|
|
15 Nov 2015 |
|
In My New Diet All I Lost Was Interest
|
|
31 Oct 2015 |
|
The Many Funny Faces of the Season
|
|
24 Oct 2015 |
|
“Say It Ain’t So, Dear”
|
|
17 Oct 2015 |
|
It was the worst of times and it was the worster of times
|
|
10 Oct 2015 |
|
I’m so Itchy I Don’t Know Where to Start Scratching
|
|
3 Oct 2015 |
|
I Am so Done with Summer
|
|
26 Sep 2015 |
|
If Only I Would've Thought of That
|
|
20 Sep 2015 |
|
I Really Meant to Behave Myself…
|
|
11 Sep 2015 |
|
If Everything Is Coming up Roses, What About All the Thorns?
|
|
4 Sep 2015 |
|
It’s Hard Being a Fool When There’s So Much Competition
|
|
22 Aug 2015 |
|
It’s My Mess And I Love It
|
|
16 Aug 2015 |
|
Birthdays, anniversaries and other things I usually forget
|
|
7 Aug 2015 |
|
The Irritable Foul-Mouth Syndrome
|
|
1 Aug 2015 |
|
Dancing In The Summer Rain
|
|
21 Jul 2015 |
|
Advice to the travel-weary vacationer
|
|
18 Jul 2015 |
|
Then the Birthday Card Arrived
|
|
11 Jul 2015 |
|
Why Can’t Summer Be Forever?
|
|
4 Jul 2015 |
|
Why not just be an American
|
|
27 Jun 2015 |
|
And Then It Was Summer
|
|
20 Jun 2015 |
|
Understanding the Grandpa Rules
|
|
13 Jun 2015 |
|
Where Have All the Fathers Gone?
|
|
6 Jun 2015 |
|
I’m Totally Tired with El Negativity
|
|
30 May 2015 |
|
A Waist Is a Terrible Thing to Mind
|
|
23 May 2015 |
|
I May Be Odd but One Day I’ll Get Even
|
|
16 May 2015 |
|
Those Magnificent May Flowers
|
|
9 May 2015 |
|
Thank God I’m a Country Preacher
|
|
2 May 2015 |
|
I’d Give Her a Piece of My Mind If I Had Any To Spare
|
|
25 Apr 2015 |
|
When Did Cute Stop Being Cute?
|
|
18 Apr 2015 |
|
Why Grin When You Can Laugh out Loud
|
|
10 Apr 2015 |
|
Preparation and execution of my income tax return
|
|
4 Apr 2015 |
|
For some, Easter is a hop and a skip
|
|
28 Mar 2015 |
|
What’s Wrong with Having a “Blessed” Day?
|
|
21 Mar 2015 |
|
It Was Lights Out At The Old Ballgame
|
|
14 Mar 2015 |
|
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
|
|
7 Mar 2015 |
|
How Old Is Too Old?
|
|
28 Feb 2015 |
|
Born with a Screwdriver in My Hand
|
|
21 Feb 2015 |
|
Any Day without Snow is a Good Day
|
|
14 Feb 2015 |
|
Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep
|
|
7 Feb 2015 |
|
A Box of Valentine Chocolates Never Misses Its Target
|
|
31 Jan 2015 |
|
Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter
|
|
24 Jan 2015 |
|
For Sale: One Lying Bathroom Mirror
|
|
17 Jan 2015 |
|
A Penny for Your Thoughts
|
|
10 Jan 2015 |
|
Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake?
|
|
3 Jan 2015 |
|
Everything New Gets Old Too Soon
|
|
26 Dec 2014 |
|
What It Was, Was Fruitcake
|
|
20 Dec 2014 |
|
Do Christmas Temptations Really Count?
|
|
12 Dec 2014 |
|
Naughty Is As Naughty Does
|
|
6 Dec 2014 |
|
The Great Wall of Silence after Thanksgiving
|
|
29 Nov 2014 |
|
Striving to Develop an Attitude of Gratitude
|
|
22 Nov 2014 |
|
The Early Turkey Gets the Gobble
|
|
15 Nov 2014 |
|
What It Was, Was Basketball
|
|
8 Nov 2014 |
|
The Longest Day of My Life
|
|
1 Nov 2014 |
|
There Is Something to Be Said for Boredom
|
|
25 Oct 2014 |
|
I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way
|
|
18 Oct 2014 |
|
Nobody Is As Good As Their Selfie
|
|
11 Oct 2014 |
|
It’s Hard Being a Gentleman in Today’s World
|
|
4 Oct 2014 |
|
If Everything Goes Right Something’s Wrong
|
|
27 Sep 2014 |
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People, after All, Are Just People
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20 Sep 2014 |
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The Thing I Miss Most About Summer
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13 Sep 2014 |
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Closer Than My Cell Phone
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6 Sep 2014 |
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Cleaning up Messes, Parsonage Style
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30 Aug 2014 |
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A Severe Case of Yuckitis
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23 Aug 2014 |
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What did the bugs do before I came?
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16 Aug 2014 |
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It Was a Shoofly Pie Celebration Weekend
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9 Aug 2014 |
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Two Words That Changed My Life.
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2 Aug 2014 |
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And the heat goes on... and on... and on
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26 Jul 2014 |
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Things I have learned in my lifetime
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19 Jul 2014 |
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A Year Older but Not That Much Smarter
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12 Jul 2014 |
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“Let It Go, Let It Go, Let It Go”
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5 Jul 2014 |
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Have a blessed day; now fire me if you dare!
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28 Jun 2014 |
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In Honor of the True Patriots
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21 Jun 2014 |
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The Haves, the Have Nots and the Whatnots
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14 Jun 2014 |
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Swallowing pride or eating crow are both bitter pills to swallow
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7 Jun 2014 |
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The switch on my behind saved time
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31 May 2014 |
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The War on Common Sense
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24 May 2014 |
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Just don’t call me on Monday!
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17 May 2014 |
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Why did God give us coffee?
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10 May 2014 |
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Why mothers would make good politicians
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3 May 2014 |
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My Mother’s Day Card Quandary
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26 Apr 2014 |
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And then there was May
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5 Oct 2013 |
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The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat
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7 Sep 2013 |
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Fifty Shades of Grey suits
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31 Aug 2013 |
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I wish we’d all be California foils
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24 Aug 2013 |
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Some Mysteries Are Tough To Solve
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17 Aug 2013 |
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Financial Tip of the Week: Pay Attention
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10 Aug 2013 |
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Amish ain’t always Amish
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3 Aug 2013 |
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Rumors of being stranded in the Philippines are highly exaggerated
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27 Jul 2013 |
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Whatever Happened to Those Lazy Days of Summer?
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20 Jul 2013 |
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The Age Long Query: Who Am I?
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13 Jul 2013 |
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Apple fritter: the fruit of my choice
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6 Jul 2013 |
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Trying to keep my sanity in a politically correct world
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29 Jun 2013 |
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Of Course It's Raining, I Just Washed My Car
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18 May 2013 |
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And I thought I was confused!
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12 May 2013 |
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Oh for a memory like dear old mom’s
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27 Apr 2013 |
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Why can’t we just have fun?
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26 Apr 2013 |
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No known cure for the Yakety-Yak syndrome
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8 Mar 2013 |
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How to have your cake and eat it too
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23 Feb 2013 |
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As I was saying to myself…
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16 Feb 2013 |
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As brilliant schemes go, mine didn’t
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9 Feb 2013 |
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True love trumps a romantic fling every time
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2 Feb 2013 |
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Beware, O, ye blasted hacker, whomsoever thou art
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19 Jan 2013 |
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My New Year’s diet fits me to a T-shirt
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12 Jan 2013 |
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As my luck would have it
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5 Jan 2013 |
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So, this is what new looks like
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28 Dec 2012 |
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Let’s do it all over again
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21 Dec 2012 |
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‘Tis the Season to be Broke
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15 Dec 2012 |
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So, this is how the world ends
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8 Dec 2012 |
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I’ll have a “red” Christmas, thank you.
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1 Dec 2012 |
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What holiday does a holiday tree celebrate?
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24 Nov 2012 |
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Okay, that wasn’t funny
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17 Nov 2012 |
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The great Thanksgiving con
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10 Nov 2012 |
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Thou pollest too much, methinks
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3 Nov 2012 |
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Free is as free gives and I don’t like free, usually
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27 Oct 2012 |
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Get me to the airport on time
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20 Oct 2012 |
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Be Sure, Your Sin Will Find You Out
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13 Oct 2012 |
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Cashing in on a cashless society
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6 Oct 2012 |
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“Early to bed and early to rise” hasn’t really worked for me
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22 Sep 2012 |
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Would someone please call “timeout?”
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15 Sep 2012 |
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The Umpire Wore Shorts
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8 Sep 2012 |
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Who says the IRS is a Meany?
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2 Sep 2012 |
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My humble effort at stimulating the economy
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25 Aug 2012 |
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Solving the Mystery of Picking a President
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17 Aug 2012 |
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Whatever Happened to the Simple Things in Life?
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10 Aug 2012 |
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A Midsummer's day nightmare
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4 Aug 2012 |
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Local Church Appreciation Day announced for Sunday
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28 Jul 2012 |
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So, this is summer, is it?
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21 Jul 2012 |
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All I ever wanted to do was go fishing
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14 Jul 2012 |
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Pigs can fly, but not with me
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7 Jul 2012 |
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Whatever happened to old-fashioned spankings?
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30 Jun 2012 |
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Why not just be an American
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23 Jun 2012 |
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Vote for me, I create lots of jobs
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16 Jun 2012 |
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How to Ruin a Perfectly Good Day
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16 Jun 2012 |
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It's not my father's world anymore
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8 Jun 2012 |
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Snake, rattle and roll in the aisles
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1 Jun 2012 |
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I cry at weddings, too
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25 May 2012 |
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I used to believe in Leprechauns
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17 May 2012 |
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Giggle The Pounds Away With Laughtercise
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11 Jun 2011 |
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A father's work is never done, either
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4 Jun 2011 |
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The great yard sale conspiracy
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28 May 2011 |
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One word not in my vocabulary
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21 May 2011 |
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When trouble comes a knocking, don't answer the door
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14 May 2011 |
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High inflation reaches a new low
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30 Apr 2011 |
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Laying my Mother's Day cards on the table
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30 Apr 2011 |
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The taxing of my fragile sanity
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30 Apr 2011 |
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One man's joke is another man's hug
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9 Apr 2011 |
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My yearly correspondence with good old Uncle Sam
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2 Apr 2011 |
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A really short history of broccoli
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2 Apr 2011 |
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Dealing with my recent drug problem
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2 Apr 2011 |
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How to make up for lost time
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7 Mar 2011 |
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The Girl Scout cookie conspiracy
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7 Mar 2011 |
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Beware the idleness of March
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19 Feb 2011 |
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A waitress after my own heart
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7 Feb 2011 |
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What do I do if I catch my tail?
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6 Feb 2011 |
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Please, don't call me "Sweetie"
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5 Feb 2011 |
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It was an Apple fritter kind of week
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22 Jan 2011 |
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An American Idol I'm not
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17 Jan 2011 |
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Okay, enough with the cold, already
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8 Jan 2011 |
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Everything old is getting older still
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1 Jan 2011 |
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The amazing grace of "do-over," the art of second chance
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27 Dec 2010 |
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A new look at the old year
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18 Dec 2010 |
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‘Twas the night before Christmas...
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11 Dec 2010 |
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The Christmasfication of our home
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4 Dec 2010 |
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Some things are just personal
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27 Nov 2010 |
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A post Thanksgiving wishbone
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20 Nov 2010 |
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Overstuffed and no one to blame
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13 Nov 2010 |
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Thanksgiving quandary: roast turkey or lame duck
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6 Nov 2010 |
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Something old and something deliciously new
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30 Oct 2010 |
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Silence of the phones
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23 Oct 2010 |
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One man's trick is another man's treat
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16 Oct 2010 |
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It was the worst of times and it was the worster of times
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9 Oct 2010 |
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Home has never been sweeter
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2 Oct 2010 |
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Restless in a strange pew
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25 Sep 2010 |
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How Time Flies When I Am In A Hurry
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18 Sep 2010 |
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Are you ready to grumble?
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11 Sep 2010 |
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Loco pastor burns his hand in loud protest
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4 Sep 2010 |
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Has anyone seen my Castle lately?
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28 Aug 2010 |
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Can I get an "Amen" for that?
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21 Aug 2010 |
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For whom the school bells toll
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14 Aug 2010 |
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When all is said and done, I’m still confused
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8 Aug 2010 |
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If the whole world were an Apple fritter who would need heaven?
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31 Jul 2010 |
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As summers go, this one is going
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24 Jul 2010 |
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So you think you can pray
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17 Jul 2010 |
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It's my party I'll sigh if I want to
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16 Jul 2010 |
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There’s something about a lazy summer afternoon
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3 Jul 2010 |
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The Last Hurrah of Summer
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27 Jun 2010 |
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Some patriotic reflections for the Fourth of July
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12 Jun 2010 |
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Things my father never told me
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5 Jun 2010 |
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One hand short of a handyman
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29 May 2010 |
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Be careful what you wish for
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22 May 2010 |
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The many excuses of a man in his midlife crisis
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15 May 2010 |
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Good intentions are only as good as the intender
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8 May 2010 |
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The mysterious wizardry of gadgetry
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1 May 2010 |
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God's greatest creation
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24 Apr 2010 |
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When you come to the end of the trail
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17 Apr 2010 |
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To rob or to be robbed, that is the question
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11 Apr 2010 |
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King of my castle for a day
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3 Apr 2010 |
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Where have all the men in white hats gone?
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20 Mar 2010 |
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Springing into a new season
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20 Mar 2010 |
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Now I know how Noah must have felt
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20 Mar 2010 |
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The Super Bowl benefits of complaining
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27 Feb 2010 |
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The Buck stops here and other political gibberish
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20 Feb 2010 |
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Please accept my apology
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6 Feb 2010 |
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Mother Nature’s cold shoulder revenge
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30 Jan 2010 |
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Some things are simply irreplaceable
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23 Jan 2010 |
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The end of all nonsense and other practical jokes
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23 Jan 2010 |
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Germed and frightfully dangerous
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23 Jan 2010 |
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Shivering me time away
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2 Jan 2010 |
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It's d?j? vu all over again
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26 Dec 2009 |
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Items not on my New Year's resolution list
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12 Dec 2009 |
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All I want for Christmas is to be left alone!
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5 Dec 2009 |
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Behold, the Christmas Grinch cometh
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5 Dec 2009 |
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My barbershop quandary
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28 Nov 2009 |
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To Choose or not to Choose, that is the Thanksgiving Quandary
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14 Nov 2009 |
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Pass the Pumpkin Pie, Please
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10 Nov 2009 |
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The summer in my rearview mirror
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31 Oct 2009 |
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The trials and triumphs of the chronically lazy
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24 Oct 2009 |
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One man's vegetable is another man's heartburn
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17 Oct 2009 |
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I dedicate this ice cream sundae to thee
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10 Oct 2009 |
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The sweet savor of revenge
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4 Oct 2009 |
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Having a “rice” time in the Philippines
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26 Sep 2009 |
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Grief is my traveling companion
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19 Sep 2009 |
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Now that I'm older, I'm still not wiser
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12 Sep 2009 |
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If it wasn't for grandparents
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5 Sep 2009 |
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Slow down and enjoy the journey
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22 Aug 2009 |
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The last of the summer whine
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15 Aug 2009 |
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And the heat goes on... and on... and on
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8 Aug 2009 |
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Birthdays, anniversaries and other things I usually forget
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1 Aug 2009 |
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A good time was had by all
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25 Jul 2009 |
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Dancing in the summer rain
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18 Jul 2009 |
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Things I have learned in my lifetime
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11 Jul 2009 |
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If I should ever grow up before I die
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4 Jul 2009 |
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Balancing the home budget is a three-ring circus
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27 Jun 2009 |
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Let's have a Fourth of July picnic
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20 Jun 2009 |
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Let the summer fun begin
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13 Jun 2009 |
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The Trials and Joys of Fatherhood
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13 Jun 2009 |
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Don't give me any of that doubletalk
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13 Jun 2009 |
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Understanding the Grandpa Rules
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23 May 2009 |
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Sick is as sick feels and I feels oh so sick
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16 May 2009 |
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Sowing my seed to the birds... or is it the turkeys
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9 May 2009 |
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My TV career viciously plucked from me
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9 May 2009 |
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Why mothers would make good politicians
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9 May 2009 |
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On the Road again and again and again
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9 May 2009 |
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From here to eternity and home again
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11 Apr 2009 |
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Why I am happy to pay my taxes and other mendacities
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4 Apr 2009 |
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For some, Easter is a hop and a skip
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27 Mar 2009 |
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A stimulus plan from the Parsonage
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27 Mar 2009 |
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The lion and the lamb controversy
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7 Mar 2009 |
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The proper etiquette for eating an ice cream sundae
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28 Feb 2009 |
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Let's play follow the weaver
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28 Feb 2009 |
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There’s a lot to be said for boredom
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14 Feb 2009 |
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The Question of the Disappearing Ice Cream
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14 Feb 2009 |
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A Box of Valentine Chocolates Never Misses Its Target
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31 Jan 2009 |
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"I've Done Nothing Wrong" and Other Famous Last Words
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24 Jan 2009 |
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Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter
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17 Jan 2009 |
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New Year, New President, Same Old Problems
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10 Jan 2009 |
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Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets
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3 Jan 2009 |
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Organization is not all it's stacked up to be
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28 Dec 2008 |
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With Friends like Mine Who Needs a Diet?
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20 Dec 2008 |
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Is There Any Christmas Cheer Left?
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15 Dec 2008 |
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A Christmas Trophy Worth The Trouble
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8 Dec 2008 |
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Troubling News from the North Pole
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1 Dec 2008 |
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Striving to Develop an Attitude of Gratitude
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24 Nov 2008 |
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Turkey in the Straw: The Amuse-icle
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17 Nov 2008 |
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Dealing with the Post Election Blues
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10 Nov 2008 |
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We Got to Hand It to the Women
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8 Nov 2008 |
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How to Pray for the New President
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27 Oct 2008 |
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The Many Funny Faces of the Season
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20 Oct 2008 |
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The Sure Cure for Poly-Ticks
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13 Oct 2008 |
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And the Knucklehead Award Goes to...
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6 Oct 2008 |
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This Little Piggy-Bank Went to Market
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29 Sep 2008 |
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Pennies from Heaven or Billions from Washington
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22 Sep 2008 |
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More Than Just The Summertime Blues
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15 Sep 2008 |
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First-class Altitude with Gratitude
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6 Sep 2008 |
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Stuck between a Virus and a Varmint
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1 Sep 2008 |
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Don’t Quote the Bible to Me
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27 Aug 2008 |
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Dream Job Turns Nightmare
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18 Aug 2008 |
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Man Sues God, God Counter-sues
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12 Aug 2008 |
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The All Things to All People Politician
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4 Aug 2008 |
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Whatever Happened to Those Lazy Days of Summer?
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29 Jul 2008 |
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The Ominous Signs of Our Times
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25 Jul 2008 |
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My Crazy World of Distractions
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10 Jul 2008 |
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Coping with the Tyranny of Great Expectations
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5 Jul 2008 |
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Let freedom wring its hands in anguish
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23 Jun 2008 |
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To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question
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16 Jun 2008 |
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Why Women Live Longer Than Men
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16 Jun 2008 |
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Solving the Mystery of Picking a President
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16 Jun 2008 |
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Who's That Rapping, Rapping At My Door?
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30 May 2008 |
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The Inconvenience of Improvements
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23 May 2008 |
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Wanted: a slightly misused hobby
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17 May 2008 |
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Old-Fashioned Democracy In Action
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17 May 2008 |
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Mothers Universal Contribution to Society
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2 May 2008 |
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What I Want in a President
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29 Apr 2008 |
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Oh, dem golden tones of silence
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29 Apr 2008 |
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A Tribute to the Common Germ
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8 Apr 2008 |
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Dancing The Rebate Rumba
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4 Apr 2008 |
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Why are powerful men drawn to prostitution?
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28 Mar 2008 |
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The Mixed-up World of Politics and Religion
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28 Mar 2008 |
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Oh, for the life of Rip van Winkle
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26 Mar 2008 |
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Does eHarmony.com know something I don't?
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22 Mar 2008 |
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For Sale: One Lying Bathroom Mirror
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21 Mar 2008 |
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Cupid Missed His Mail Order Mark
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